Jeremy Clarksons greatest hits

Read reviews of the 25
best cars Jeremy has driven

Hello and welcome to a look back at all the best cars I%26rsquo;ve driven since 2003.
But first, a hearty welcome to a rose-tinted peer into what the next 12
months has in store…

Recently a plump woman with short hair appeared in court, where police
explained how they%26rsquo;d found her driving a Perodua %26ndash; it had to be a Perodua,
didn%26rsquo;t it? %26ndash; along the M32 at just 10mph. This meant there was a 60mph speed
difference between her crummy jungle car and everyone else. And that%26rsquo;s more
dangerous than driving at 120mph, because then there%26rsquo;d be only a 50mph
difference.

Of course, in court the plump woman explained that she was frightened of
driving and that she had been receiving treatment for her fear for three
years. What%26rsquo;s more, she said, she had a sign in her back window saying, %26ldquo;I
do not drive fast. Please overtake%26rdquo;, and she%26rsquo;d got on the motorway by
mistake.